bonerfart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational


quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.



hophigh:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.


laughhard:

Rugrats was really twisted.


If a guy wants to be with a girl, he will make it happen, no matter what. So trust me when I say if a guy is treating you like he doesn’t give a shit, he genuinely doesn’t give a shit. No exceptions. —He’s Just Not That Into You (via allforthemems)

This

(via arctic-veins)


littleprincessaubrey:

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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lol


littleladykins:

andshesgoldblooded:

“this leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously.”

I will never not reblog

Forever reblogging


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T h e g o l d e n t r i o.


yolucas:

hey here’s an idea, if you don’t like a band, don’t listen to them instead of trash-talking them and insulting their fans!! (◡‿◡✿)


thats-slightly-raven:

People who have a superiority complex based on their enjoyment of vintage music or books are some of the most annoying people in the world and if I ever hear you ridiculing someone just because they may not enjoy listening to the beatles whilst reading to kill a mockingbird and sipping a cup of hibiscus green tea i will literally come to your house and staple your nipples to your elbows 


parasiticteddybear:

when you hear someone mention something youre obsessed with

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